It was just a good deed from me and Mo
That's gone horribly wrong wouldn't you know
That leg strap it took on a life of it's own
IF only we had known
It was only just out of my pocket
When it took of like a space ship Rocket
The damage it's done is plain to see
Never mind the Tablet and spluttered tea
A man's lost his eye just South of Crew
It was last seen heading for a Town near You
So DUCK if you see it heading your way
The police said the charges we will have to pay
I've admitted the bad language , he took no heed
It was to help a friend in dire need
AH yes he said but explain this to me
There's a rider less ride on heading for Leeds
You couldn't imagine how much trouble wer'e in
The leg strap's reported over Berlin
The morale of this sorry tale is helping a friend
Could land you in Jail.http://community.prostatecanceruk.org/editors/tiny_mce/plugins/emoticons/img/smiley-smile.gif
BFN
Julie XXX