The boy stood on the burning deck
Eating a three penny Walls
A bit fell down his trouser leg
And paralysed his ........
Yes Luther, I know some versions of that one, lol...
Thanks for all your comments.
Just for the record I had better say I am not bored or have lots of time! Just thinking of times past when things were different but I won't go into that now - it's Christmas! However, on reflection I think I did go a bit ott - sorry!
Despite everything one thing I do still have is a cheeky sense of humour. I do love a good joke. A sense of humour keeps me sane!