Well, Geoff, you know you are going to the right place, but the point about earplugs is correct.
I had no pain when I woke up and frankly, hardly any afterwards. A few paracetamol, which are rubbish anyway, was all I needed.
However, on the ward, there was a knobhead who looked like Catweazle opposite me, who had his telly on without wearing the headphones at three in the morning! Moreover, there was what sounded like a mobile phone ringing on the ward every few minutes.
I asked the night sister for earplugs which she kindly provided. Next day, I asked the other four men on the ward (Catweazle was a recluse behind his curtains, except when he regularly went outside for a fag), “Whose mobile was that last night?”
It transpired it was the nurse alarm - the red button next to the bed - being triggered. But it rings out on every ward on the floor, and they didn’t seem too keen to answer it and turn the bloody thing off!
The next night, equipped with my earplugs, for the first time in my 62 years I requested a sleeping pill, and had a great night’s sleep. Oh, and Sister gave Catweazle a bollocking about his inconsiderate TV use.
As I have said here before, I have found the whole minimally invasive surgery thing a breeze, and I have had worse pain from a sore throat.
Cheers, John.