Appropriate and inappropriate music whist having a DRE or biopsy.

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Posted 13 Dec 2023 at 13:47

Genesis - Follow Me Follow Through....

Sara Brightman - I Lost My Heart To A Starfish Trooper

Too much??

User

Posted 13 Dec 2023 at 13:55

Originally Posted by: Online Community Member

Too much??

No. 😄

Its amazing how few songs have got rectum, back passage or anus in their titles.

'What goes up, must come down' Tyrone Davis.

'Ring of fire' Johnny Cash.

'Doctor! Doctor!' Thompson Twins

'Goodness Gracious Me'. (bum bloody-bum bloody-bum-bloody bum) Peter Sellers

'Col on Eileen' Dexy's Midnight Runners.

Edited by member 13 Dec 2023 at 19:46 | Reason: Not specified

User

Posted 13 Dec 2023 at 21:10

A friend of mine, who is annoyingly much funnier than me, said:

'I wanna hold your gland'

'Gland of hope and glory'

User

Posted 13 Dec 2023 at 21:54

No contributions at the moment......but you have made me laugh!

User

Posted 13 Dec 2023 at 22:17

Through the barricades - Spandau Ballet 😵‍💫

Pop goes the world - Men without hats 🤣

You really got me - The Kinks

Jumping Jack flash - Rolling Stones

Edited by member 13 Dec 2023 at 22:35 | Reason: Not specified

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Posted 14 Dec 2023 at 10:57

Originally Posted by: Online Community Member

Sara Brightman - I Lost My Heart To A Starfish Trooper

Too much??

I must have lead a sheltered life. I'd never heard it called a starfish before.

It's brilliant. 😁

User

Posted 14 Dec 2023 at 11:28

Sorry - Ex Forces humour getting carried away 😂

User

Posted 14 Dec 2023 at 11:42

Originally Posted by: Online Community Member

Sorry - Ex Forces humour getting carried away 😂

Me to Ian, ex Army, but still never heard it called that. You learn something new everyday. 😁👍

User

Posted 14 Dec 2023 at 13:16

Bird of Sorrow - Glen Hansard

Verse 2 (slightly modded LOL)

"Your prostate bowel would not be leavin'
You've squandered more than you could borrow
You've bet your joys on all tomorrows
For the hope of cancer not returnin'
While everything around (your bum) just burnin'"

User

Posted 28 Dec 2023 at 21:29

AeroSmith - "Walk this way" - which you will do after a DRE

The Doors - "Back Door Man"

Dwight Yoakam - "It won't hurt"

I am going no were near the bottom of the barrel as Rock bands are dirty sons of guitars :)

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Posted 29 Dec 2023 at 01:31

Originally Posted by: Online Community Member

Sara Brightman - I Lost My Heart To A Starfish Trooper

Too much??

I must have lead a sheltered life. I'd never heard it called a starfish before.

It's brilliant. 😁

A 'chocolate starfish' was a common insult between teenagers in the early 1980s

"Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards." Soren Kierkegaard

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Posted 29 Dec 2023 at 09:58

Originally Posted by: Online Community Member

A 'chocolate starfish' was a common insult between teenagers in the early 1980s

Did you just ignore them? 😁

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