Ey up boys and girls.
Ian it's great to see you back. Enjoy your retirement and your new car.π
BUT, you know what they say about penis sizes and men with sports cars.
https://improbable.com/2023/01/10/the-men-small-penises-fast-cars-research-study/?amp=1
The authors, most of them at University College London, report: “In this experiment, we manipulated what men believed about their own penis size, relative to others. We gave them false information, stating that the average penis size was larger than it in fact is, reasoning that, on average, these males will feel that relatively and subjectively their own penis was smaller; compared to those told that the average penis size was smaller than true average. We then asked them to rate how much they would like to own a sports car. These facts and questions were buried amongst other items giving information and asking for product ratings, so that our hypothesis was masked from participants. We found that males, and males over 30 in particular, rated sports cars as more desirable when they were made to feel that they had a small penis.”
If this were the case, I should be driving the fastest sports car ever produced! In fact, all men who've had RARP, and lost an inch or two, should be looking for something much faster and sportier. π
Chris, somehow I missed you 502 Error query. Yes, mate, like everyone else, I'm getting sick to death of it. I know this place is run by a charity, but surely something could be done to improve the situation.
Cracking day here. Out in the garden all day, I think. Got a fridge full of cold lagers and Inches cloudy cider. The wife enjoys a couple of Inches, which is just as well, as it's all, I've got to offer.