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Posted 27 May 2025 at 07:29

I have recently been spending a lot of time with my new best friend ,my Somarect Vacuum Pump!

The other morning I thought that It was time to share the Benefits of the pump with my wife .

Whilst she was reading her Ipad in bed ,I slipped away to the bathroom for a quick session,when I had reached my maximum extension (I was quite impressed)I applied the cock ring and strode naked into the bedroom with a big grin on my face.

Eventually her gaze moved from the IPad to me standing somewhat proudly in front of her ,she then muttered those unforgettable words that will be etched in my memory forever 

“Aargh you poor little thing”

if the little thing could have shrunk it would have but the ring was doing its job ,I retreated to the bathroom to regroup ,determined to return some day ,bigger ,better and harder 😂😂😂😂😂

User
Posted 28 May 2025 at 09:39
They might have taken our prostate but they will never take our sense of humour!

Keep it up (if you know what I mean)😂😂😂😂

User
Posted 27 May 2025 at 10:14

Hi Swannie

Congratulations. Not many men get to grip with a VED.

I have been using VEDs for many years with great success both to my satisfaction and my wife's. I am sure your wife was being funny rather than critical! You will find that regular use of the pump will gradually bring the size of your penis back to its original size, if it has lost any length because of the surgery. In fact after 14 years of using the VEDs my wife thinks that at times I am rather over enthusiastic when pumping and tells me to dial it down down a bit, particularly if she is going to indulge me in oral sex. So much for boasting but seriously, once you are confident with the pump it is very tempting to over inflate. I have often experienced discomfort in my lower pelvic area if I pump myself up too big - too much of a good thing!

 'Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.'                    Richard Feynman (1918-1988) Nobel Prize laureate

 

 

User
Posted 27 May 2025 at 10:33

Nice one mate.😁

This community knows more about my penis than the wife does.

I've had to use Invicorp jabs to raise the living dead. We've had a few laughs. Once I injected in a vein and it produced what can only be described as a third black testicle half way up the shaft. How she giggled.

Once, whilst she was showering, and I was injecting, the post lady came with a parcel. l had to shout down from an upper window to leave it by the front door.

The thing with Invicorp is it can be active for a couple of hours. During that time you've just got to hope that you get no unexpected guests or calls from the Jehovah witnesses.

User
Posted 27 May 2025 at 13:55

I've just started with a morning pump before shower, I'm quite competitive though so always trying to beat my previous best which has once or twice resulted in a testicle being pulled into the pump which definitely stops the process! 

Its a funny old life!

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Posted 27 May 2025 at 10:14

Hi Swannie

Congratulations. Not many men get to grip with a VED.

I have been using VEDs for many years with great success both to my satisfaction and my wife's. I am sure your wife was being funny rather than critical! You will find that regular use of the pump will gradually bring the size of your penis back to its original size, if it has lost any length because of the surgery. In fact after 14 years of using the VEDs my wife thinks that at times I am rather over enthusiastic when pumping and tells me to dial it down down a bit, particularly if she is going to indulge me in oral sex. So much for boasting but seriously, once you are confident with the pump it is very tempting to over inflate. I have often experienced discomfort in my lower pelvic area if I pump myself up too big - too much of a good thing!

 'Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.'                    Richard Feynman (1918-1988) Nobel Prize laureate

 

 

User
Posted 27 May 2025 at 10:33

Nice one mate.😁

This community knows more about my penis than the wife does.

I've had to use Invicorp jabs to raise the living dead. We've had a few laughs. Once I injected in a vein and it produced what can only be described as a third black testicle half way up the shaft. How she giggled.

Once, whilst she was showering, and I was injecting, the post lady came with a parcel. l had to shout down from an upper window to leave it by the front door.

The thing with Invicorp is it can be active for a couple of hours. During that time you've just got to hope that you get no unexpected guests or calls from the Jehovah witnesses.

User
Posted 27 May 2025 at 13:55

I've just started with a morning pump before shower, I'm quite competitive though so always trying to beat my previous best which has once or twice resulted in a testicle being pulled into the pump which definitely stops the process! 

Its a funny old life!

User
Posted 27 May 2025 at 16:51
When I was using mine, try as I might I could never get it past the 12 inch mark on the tube.
User
Posted 27 May 2025 at 17:09

I managed it, but it was only a 1/12  of an inch wide.

 

User
Posted 28 May 2025 at 09:39
They might have taken our prostate but they will never take our sense of humour!

Keep it up (if you know what I mean)😂😂😂😂

 
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