Retzius-Sparing Laparoscopic Radical Prostatectomy

Just a note to say that I have been quite continent (and content) with my post-operative waterworks.

However, I did wake up on the settee with wet pants last week five months on, probably due to a great session down the pub. I still have a slight dribble occasionally, but that does not require the use of any of the three or four Tena Lite pads I still have left in the box of fourteen I originally purchased. Marks & Sparks cotton knickers are quite absorbent!

I had one of Britain’s top surgeons but he still owes me 2”, God bless him, the b******.

And as a bonus I have undetectable PSA and have been told I am cured.

As for ED, that will be a pneumatically and chemically-enhanced event, should it ever happen, sometime around 2020!

Am I bovvered? No. Keep breathing.

Cheers, John

Edited by member 20 Nov 2018 at 17:39  | Reason: Not specified

I did go and see a urology nurse last week, who mentioned Caverject and Muse (thanks, but no thanks), but I’m now going for a fitting for the aptly-named SOMAerect Stf penis pump.

Although the SOMAerect Response II (medium to large penile diameter), (also available with an 11” XLL cylinder), is available on request off the shelf, my size will probably have to be Savile Row bespoke, made to measure, using a micrometer, rather than a tape measure😉

At least my tailors will never have to ask me “Which side do you dress Sir?” ever again!

Keep smiling, keep breathing. Couldn’t be more pleased with my operation and outcomes, except if I didn’t have cancer!

All the best.

Cheers, John

John

Can’t see any possible advantage of having a urethral catheter or Muse pellet unless as part of some kind of masochistic experience. I was left in a waiting room in urology and I noticed a helpful leaflet entitled ‘Self Catheterisation’

I nearly fainted just looking at the front page!🤣

Cheers, John.

John 

I do that as well, although I have cut down from twice a day to once every couple of weeks. Technically I do self dilation. Take care.

Thanks Chris

One year recap.

It is now a year since my annual blood test for cholesterol showed a raised PSA level. I got the results the next day on my iPad Patient Access app, so my first reaction was what was my PSA level, last year in 2016? No result, so what was it the year before? Result not tested! I go all the way back to 2010 when I was 55 and it was 2.2 but it’s now at 16.7. That was the first and only test for seven years. Where is the NHS screening process?

Looks like I might have the Big C. Go to doctors, referred to urology under the two week rule. Very quickly seen in local urology department where the doctor performed a digital rectal examination which my own GP (now buggered off out of reach of the General Medical Council’s complaints mechanism) had declined to do two years before saying: “We don’t do that these days”.

mpMRI and bone scans followed in short order. Offered the TRUS biopsy there and then but was forewarned to avoid one if possible because of its inaccuracy.

They said I might be on a long waiting list for an alternative template biopsy, but it was only a few weeks. It found cancer rated Gleason 4+3 = 7. Discussed treatment with local surgeon and oncologist, but opted for surgery out of area with a world-renowned surgeon on the NHS. Operation uneventful and successful. PSA is undetectable and I’m currently cancer-free and dry as a bone (including orgasms☹️) And apart from complete erectile dysfunction and a lost 2” (must order that penis pump) I have never felt so well and I couldn’t be more pleased.

It all seems so long ago, even the surgery only six months ago. I will certainly remember 2018 - an interesting year.......we had to cancel two cruises. Surprised I’ve got any blood left - they’ve sampled nearly an armful!

And a big, big, thank you to all the staff at the NHS (except for one) and those of you here who have offered words of advice over the past year.

To others here, PCa usually isn’t the end of the road (or the world).

Best of luck.

Cheers, John.

Edited by member 26 Nov 2018 at 07:58  | Reason: Not specified

Great news John,  Enjoy the cruises.

Ian

Good luck

Cheers

Bill

Great news John! Keep it up 😁

John 

Good news on the cancer, not so good on the ED, is continence still good, if so two out of three is pretty good. The ED can always be sorted other ways, and there is still time for improvement.

Thanks Chris.

Just got back in from a comedy night, first time in years I have supped 5 pints and laughed my head off - no leaks at all.

Not such brilliant news 😟