Results from PSA test yesterday arrived on my iPad this morning. Still undetectable after 2 1/2 years, despite the discovery of some lymph node involvement during the post-operative biopsy.
Hayley the vampire at the chemist was a little off her game yesterday, maybe because it was 07.00. I have to laugh when they say ‘You’ll just feel a little pinch’ or ‘a scratch’ when they’re sticking a bloody big needle in your arm.
I like to watch and the vampire was poking around and delving deeper and getting no blood out.
‘Have you had a drink today’
‘Why, does that make a difference?’
‘OK, I’ll drink six pints before I come next time!’
Try arm two. More pinching and scratching and poking and delving. No good. ‘I should send you to hospital as we’re only allowed two attempts, but let’s try arm one again’.
I’ll take Hayley some chocolates and a bottle of Big Tom Bloody Mary mix before Christmas!
Thanks again to Professor Whocannotbenamedhere.