So, Symantec, Professor Whocannotbenamedhere strikes again!
Sorry you have had persistent pelvic pain, but as I have said before, my surgery was shockingly painless - that Fentanyl and spinal jab do a bloody good job!
My abbreviated penis now only works for micturition, so you are lucky in that regard, but the rest of my plumbing works fine.
I have extended my PSA tests to six months, although I will have one before Christmas to put the PSA graph on my customary Xmas card to the Prof., together with a can of WD40 as a drink for his pet, Da Vinci.
Stay well!
Cheers, John.