Lyn, my mother is much relieved on 2 counts. One, that you don't seem to be permanently injured and two, that you're not part of Dave's train fetish.
Dave is disappointed, naturally.
And my mummy.....well, now she wants to know what an AMS 700 is. I told her it's a new train we have in England that isn't operational in Northern Ireland. She said, 'Ah.'
Now that's all settled, let's get back to my penis, please.
Launch date has been rescheduled for 15.30 on Thursday of next week. The nurse specialist at UCLH phoned me and said she didn't want to delay the launch any longer. I've waited 5 years 7 months 2 weeks and 6 days since my surgery.