Oh my oh goodness , my friend and WingMan this may be the end of a wonderful friendship you may not come out of this alive. You are in deep Doo Doo my friend even with a sorry face and a coat hanger on your head I fear your chances of leaving this appointment with everything intact , well to say your chances are slim would probably be an exaggeration
Stay calm that is my advise, facing Jamie will be far easier than fessingup to Ness, let's face it you don't have to travel home with Jamie and he doesn't have a black belt in Origami ๐
Ok so I have given it some thought and I know that liars never prosper but option
A , I would tell Ness the appointment has been rescheduled at a time when she can't make it, obviously standing on one leg and holding your ear at the same time
B, phone Jamie in advance and offer a huge monetary incentive to keep shtum.
C, If Jamie won't be brought with money , then offer your body to medical science .๐
D, Fake a very important phone call at the moment of revelation, IE (HRH needs to speak with me with about a knighthood)๐ณ
E, if any of the above fail I always find that blaming some on else in these circumstances is a go to response IE , Lyn, Julie, Mandy told me to do it. This way you can shift blame and make yourself look like a victim.๐.
D, Take a cardboard cut out of yourself and on the day , whilst you are hiding in my loo.๐ค
BFN
Julie X