Most of us have ED problems and need a 'helping hand'
So dust off your pumps boys! Take the blue pills, or load your syringes.
And if nothing works, we can always give our loved ones a special romantic cuddle.
Keep your sexpectations realistic.
Have a lovely day.
Edited by member 14 Feb 2024 at 11:02 | Reason: Additional text.
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
You’re still pissing yourself
So no sex for you!
Yes we are seeing the funny side! ….and he’s definitely got his sense of humour back…if not his bladder control!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
If you need any help, Viagra will do,
Even if it's just for a w*nk,
Viagra is amazing, just to be frank,
And with your wife it's a gift to embrace,
But left unattended, it really is a waste.
Roses are Red,My pills are blue,I’m getting it up,All ready for you!
Any other offerings? it’s good to laugh!🤣🤣🤣
Google 'sexpectations', Adrian! Have fun!!!
Edited by member 14 Feb 2024 at 17:57 | Reason: Not specified
'Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.' Richard Feynman (1918-1988) Nobel Prize laureate
Be honest lads. Did anyone manage to do the dirty deed?
I made a complete hash of it. Drank too much whilst preparing her a beautiful steak dinner. Hit the sack on my own at 8pm.
Love is NOT in the air today. 😊
😂😂🤣
In persuit of my dream I gave it my all,
But that bottle of red wine it made me stall.
Bloody lovely dinner though 😂
This was the exact problem.
The dish involved frying two fillet steaks, then wrapping them in Parma ham. Leave them to rest. Then placing them in the oven to finish cooking. No problem
Then fry, in butter, sliced mushrooms, red peppers and very finely diced garlic. Add a glassful of red wine. When well reduced add double cream and a heat gently. Add salt and pepper. No problem.
Serve the meat on a bed of basmati and wild rice and pour over the pan of sauce. No problem.
Having 2 and 3/4 bottles of red wine, whilst prepping and cooking. Big problem.
It ended up a battle between brewer's droop and Invicorp and guess which won?
Edited by member 15 Feb 2024 at 15:50 | Reason: Not specified
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