After changing my diet and lifestyle my PSA was lowered. My biopsy results improved and I avoided RP and am currently on AS.
My EF is much improved and the need to pee is now more or less under control ( I get up once during the night on average).
HOWEVER a week or two back my wife and I took our seats in a small theatre having been advised there was a strict no re-admission policy. The curtain went up and almost immediately I sense a distinct twinge in my bladder. 10 minutes in and it was screaming at me "I NEED TO EMPTY!" Getting up would be disruptive and embarrassing, and besides I really want to see the play.
What to do?
I hatch a plan. Firstly I position my coat across my lap. I glug on my water bottle to empty it ( counterintuitive under the circumstances, but bear with me) Next I 'adjust my trousers' and carefully positioned the bottle under the...um, hose.
The play was a one man show in a small auditorium and so I had to use extreme stealth. The lady in front of me shifted in her seat turning her head back in my direction, I stem the flow and look ahead in rapture at the performance. She turns away and I increase the pressure.
I carefully screw the top back on the now refilled (and hot) bottle,
Oh what relief!
I sit back to enjoy the performance.
And then a new anxiety enters my head.
What to do if I my wife feels thirsty?