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Posted 25 Jun 2026 at 19:30

Hi William, 

I’m Just about to look for a self publisher, just completed my first book. I’ve been told Lulu is one of the better ones, but there are quite a few about. I’m just at the looking stage.

Leila 

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Posted 25 Jun 2026 at 22:32

Hello Leila and William

Looking for a self publisher is not easy and the cost can be very high. My wife has written two book. Initially she looked for a company to prepare the manuscript, edit it, format it and design the cover. The cost was prohibitive particularly when the sale is not guarantee. You have to watch out for companies which will promise a lot and once you sign the contract they deliver much less than promised.

I  self-published my wife's books on kdp. The first was ten years ago and the sequel was last year. If you search for books by Jeannie Mehta on Amazon.co.uk you can view the books. If you are willing to learn about kdp self publishing platform you can do it yourself; it is not easy but we have saved a few thousand pounds by self-publishing.

I am in the process of self publish on kdp a book relating to my prostate cancer journey. 

 

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 'Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.'                    Richard Feynman (1918-1988) Nobel Prize laureate

 

 

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Posted 26 Jun 2026 at 17:12

Hi William,

Your trip to USA sounds amazing. Trust you managed to avoid bumping into that oversized orange blimp? You haven’t missed much here because we are all watching the World Cup. On which note, we are all still waiting for the ball to land, this being the very ball that Harry Kane, for reasons best known to himself, launched into orbit from Boston, instead of simply sticking it into the back of the net 6 yards away 🀬.

Sorry, I don’t know anything about publishing books. Take my hat off though to you and all our posters that have completed one, sounds like hard work.

Best of luck,

Spongebob

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Posted 10 Jul 2026 at 06:03

Originally Posted by: Online Community Member
 You haven’t missed much here because we are all watching the World Cup.

It's all getting very exciting now. I watched the England v Mexico game at my social club. A non-drinking mate kindly picked me up at midnight.

I was amazed that about 200 people were in the club watching the footy on 'The largest screen in town!'

It was a great night, despite the kick off being put back an hour. What a game!

We left at 4:30 am listening to the dawn chorus.

Then the icing on the cake. My eldest lad sent me screen shots of a bet he'd had. £50 on England to win 3-2. Wow! Returned £2,050 @ odds of 40/1. The bookies had offered him to cash out for £585 with 30 minutes left to play but he had the nerve to let it roll. Balls of steel that lad. 😁

Being the miserable father, I am. I rang him and bollocked him for putting so much on a bet. "But dad", he said, "I had planned to watch the game at my local, but decided to stay at home. I'd have spent fifty quid in boozer."

I looked in my wallet and got his drift. 😁

Got back home and tried to soak up a belly full of beer with a bowl of cornflakes. Then collapsed on the settee. So as not to wake the wife.

Can't wait for tomorrow's game. I hope we put the vikings back in their longship and send them rowing back to Norway. However, my plans may be scuppered if Haaland plays a blinder and mutineers.

I watched Bobby and the boys win in 1966 when I was nine. I hope that the current crew can make me that happy again in 2026, when I'm sixty nine. 🀞

Anyway, back to cancer.  πŸ₯±

It was great to see this:

Dozens of pubs across the Black Country in the West Midlands are fundraising and raising awareness of prostate cancer during the World Cup, pub firm Marston's says.

Their Know The Score initiative aims to get customers checking their risk of the disease in 30 seconds via Prostate Cancer UK's online tool.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0jyzvyy37vo

⚽️⚽️ ⚽️ ⚽️ Come on England! ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Edited by member 10 Jul 2026 at 06:52  | Reason: Add more footballs.😁

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Posted 10 Jul 2026 at 10:16

I too very much enjoying the Corrupt cup. England v Mexico definitely up there in my top favourite games. Wow! Wow! Wow! It was superb, well worth doing an all nighter for.  A performance and win against all the odds. Amazing what it does to the physchie, all those additional positive vibes πŸ˜ƒ, definitely puts a spring in your step.

Let’s hope we can continue the good run against Norway, who incidentally easily dispatched Brazil and look very accomplished. Particularly Oodergard who ran the show and of course Haaland, he’s a monster, Hollywood must be looking at him? This game could go either way πŸ€”.

Today continues to be scorchio, my body thermostat is well and truly busted, I might have to walk around to the Coop and spend the afternoon stood next to refrigerators. 
BTW - next Wednesday is my Prostap Independence Day! Yippee! After 3 years on the stuff. My next jab would have been next Wednesday. So let’s see what happens as my body gradually starts generating some testosterone again. Feel free to join me in a celebration drink or two πŸ˜ƒ

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Posted 10 Jul 2026 at 10:43

Originally Posted by: Online Community Member
 So let’s see what happens as my body gradually starts generating some testosterone again. Feel free to join me in a celebration drink or two πŸ˜ƒ

I hope it's not a case of having to 'lock up your wives and daughters' 😁

I'll have a few bevvies to celebrate with you mate. But we don't want 'brewer's droop' to impede your testosterone revival.

Seriously it must be such a relief to get off HT. I was only on it for a couple of months, whilst they were were deciding my suitability for RARP. Even in that short time, I got sore nipples and left like I needed a trainer bra.

User
Posted 10 Jul 2026 at 12:17

He sounds a good lad Adrian. Please do let us know what he's betting on the Norway game πŸ˜‚

User
Posted 10 Jul 2026 at 13:38

Congrats on your approaching freedom day Spongebob!!

May your testosterone rise along with other things

Looking forward the next England game, I did think when they went down to 10 men that would be it, the boys done well! 

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Posted 12 Jul 2026 at 01:14

Wow! Wow! Wow!

I was worried, they are a very good side Norway, I’d have put a man on Oodergard, but fair play -superb!!

We will all be walking 13 feet tall when we walk round the Coop for my paper tomorrow.

Come on England βš½οΈβš½οΈπŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸŽŠπŸŽŠπŸ₯³πŸ₯³

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Posted 12 Jul 2026 at 08:08

Not a solid performance (imho) fortunate winner from a rebound and sloppiness for their goal, the heat must be sapping though, but we will have to be considerably better to get past the Argies! Cannot rely on Jude to pop up at the right time. Kane needs to get in-between the sticks more.

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Posted 12 Jul 2026 at 09:04

Oh dear. 😳

Went to the social club at 2pm. Had one over the eight. Trained home at 8:30pm. Ate the snacks the wife had prepared for me for the match. Fell asleep on the couch in front of the telly about 9:30pm and didn't wake up until 2:30am.

Glad we won though. πŸ™‚

Edited by member 12 Jul 2026 at 09:19  | Reason: Typo

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Posted 12 Jul 2026 at 11:28

Fell asleep πŸ˜΄πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€. 
Classic πŸ˜ƒ.

You saved your nerve ends from a right bashing there. 

User
Posted 16 Jul 2026 at 11:09

What a shame. One nil up and still lost, though, in all honesty, I thought the best team won. Messi stayed as cool as a cucumber, and his last assist was magnificent, inch perfect.

I feel a bit deflated today. I was sat in a beer garden yesterday at tea time. Loads of people of all ages, were coming to the pub, many wearing England shirts and sun hats. There was an air of togetherness and optimism. Things aren't so bright today, even the sun ain't shining here.

I dont know if I'll even bother watching the bronze medal match on Saturday. The French will probably trounce us and makes things even worse. 

Instead of Lions go forth! Its more likely to be a case of Lions come fourth. πŸ™‚

Knowing me, I'll change my mind, and watch the game and I'll definitely be watching the final. I can't miss any excuse to have a few snacks and bevvies in front of the TV.

I'm now hoping Argentina can defend the cup. It would be a fitting final tribute to Lionel. (How ironic that he's got Lion in his name.) πŸ™‚

However, my last night's sport viewing, was uplifted by the 20 over cricket match in the Big Blast competition, which finished just before England kicked off.

Yorkshire, had reduced Somerset to 82-8 in the 15th over in chase of 162 at Headingley. At this time the win projector had Somerset at at only a 1% chance of victory

However, their number 9 batsman, Craig Overton, had different ideas. He smashed 79 from 30 balls, including three sixes from the final over in which the visitors required 22 to win.

What a knock! Best I've ever seen.

I've now also got the Open golf to watch for the next four days.

Sport, even just watching it, has certainly helped me, deal with PCa. I just wish there was a cure that could match Mr Overton's 263 strike rate and knock it for six.

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Posted 16 Jul 2026 at 12:28

Deja vu! I was hoping this would be the year, especially when you don't know if you'll be around for another World Cup!

Tuchel bottled it for me, a massive missed opportunity, even as kids you know 1 nil is a precarious scoreline, especially when you get the first. Imho we should have gone for the second, then park the bus. I'd rather have seen us lose 5-1 than not have a good go at them with our forward players. 

Putting 6 at the back when only 1 nil up and sitting so deep was a big mistake when you're up against the likes of Messi. 12% possession after our goal is pathetic.

I hope Spain beat them, for their cynical first half fouling that went unpunished and then the political stuff. 

Only another 4 years...

User
Posted 16 Jul 2026 at 12:49

Huge disappointment and massive missed opportunity, I’d really hoped that in Tuchel we finally had a coach who could take us forward. But c’est la vie and he reverted to tried,tested and failed tactics that was straight out of the Southgate playbook and the whole country except Tuchel could anticipate what was going to happen as soon as he took Gordon off and replaced him with Konsa. 
Would have liked to have seen Saka, Watkins and Mainoo brought on to keep the Argy midfield and defence busy, when Kane and Rice had clearly run out of steam.
Anyway, so we blew it big time and can have no complaints, with chances the Argies created it could have been worse and they inevitably finished the game as the far the better team. 
I’m sure that most supporters would rather we give it a proper go carrying on the offensive rather than to park the bus. There can be fewer regrets doing it that way.

Life goes on, there’s always the next time 😬

 

User
Posted 16 Jul 2026 at 16:34

Hi,

Some of you might remember a post I put on 2 years ago, in which I described how my son had flunked his final year at University. It was a nightmare at the time! And I was grateful for supportive comments I received on this thread - always appreciated (not all our problems are related to PCa).

Anyway, long story short, after tackling the University they agreed for him to retake his final year (fee-free), and after a lot of hard work and close monitoring, I am happy to report that he has now passed with a 2:1 πŸ˜ƒ.

Kids eh! Always a worry, even when they aren’t kids anymore.

Thanks

Spongebob

 

User
Posted 16 Jul 2026 at 21:53

Hi, Spongebob.

I'm absolutely delighted with your news. It"s made my day, mate. 

User
Posted 18 Jul 2026 at 10:17

Great stuff Sponge Bob. It helps me immensely in my PCa journey to know my kid is doing well after uni and has a good career ahead of him. 🍻

User
Posted 19 Jul 2026 at 01:18

6-4 - How entertaining was that?? I appreciate that it was a false scenario, but it was thoroughly enjoyable. Come on, to reach the semi finals and then finish third is actually superb βš½οΈπŸΊπŸ˜ƒ

Remember 74, 78, 94 when we didn’t even qualify!!!!!

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Posted 19 Jul 2026 at 07:16

Agreed, mate! What a game. I wonder what odds you'd have got for a 6-4 England victory! So many sensational goals. 

It seemed more like a charity or exhibition match. Everyone wanted to score but no one seemed too bothered to defend.

I suspect in tonight's final, when the pressure is on maximum, the game will be back to a bit of a grind?

 

Edited by member 19 Jul 2026 at 07:57  | Reason: Rephrasing

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Posted 23 Jul 2026 at 23:07

Hi Chaps, 

Just reporting in. Suffering slightly from withdrawal effects inflicted by the World Cup. 
One week on from my Prostap Independence Day and, well, my hot sweats are going through the roof. No need to cart barrels of water up to my drought affected allotment as all I have to do is go up and shake my head to water my plants 😬. 
I consulted Dr Google who informed me that my brain is confused due to the shift in hormones caused by the lessening affect of the last Prostap jab. And that the confusion means that my body temperature thermostat is up the swanny.

He (or she) also gave some advice to alleviate these worsening symptoms as follows:” Lifestyle Adjustments: Avoid common triggers such as caffeine, spicy foods, alcohol, and very warm environments.”

So, what do you reckon?
Looks like I’ll be carrying on sweating as I reckon that I’ve earned my curry and beer this week πŸ˜ƒπŸΊ.

Have a good one, 

SpongeBob.

Edited by member 23 Jul 2026 at 23:08  | Reason: Not specified

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Posted 24 Jul 2026 at 10:41

Originally Posted by: Online Community Member
And that the confusion means that my body temperature thermostat is up the swanny.

The wife has never been on Prostap, but she's been running hot and cold for years. (Only kidding, dear)

Can you use a hose pipe on your allotment? Or would other holders grass you up. My fish pond is exempt. I can top it up to ensure my fish don't suffer. 

I'm also missing the World Cup footy. But as a cricket fan, the start of the 100 cricket competition has eased the pain.

Enjoy your beer and curry, mate.πŸ‘

 

Edited by member 24 Jul 2026 at 11:34  | Reason: Typo

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Posted 24 Jul 2026 at 13:45

There’s no stand pipe/water supply on the allotment- only what I can collect in water butts off the shed roof, which surprisingly, does actually amount to quite a lot, but not near enough to get the plants through this drought. 
Apart from shaking my head to disperse sweat, I have resorted to taking water up in the car, a bit of pain but it works. 

Sportwise, I do like the Tour de France but extremely miffed that it has changed channels this year and tend to only catch the channel 5 highlights at 7pm. I miss the old presenters and commentators David Millar, Chris Boardman etc.

Yep, looking forward to a few of my favourite beers (still Citra from Oakham) πŸ˜ƒπŸΊπŸΊπŸΊπŸΊπŸΊπŸΊ.

 
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