Just to change the subject, I really thought I had managed to avoid moobs during my six months on Bical. Clearly M&S think otherwise. I got the email from them today:
"Dear Chris,
We hope that you are keeping well.
It has been 6 months since we last saw you for your bra fit, did you know that it is recommended to have a bra fit every 6-12 months?
Breast sizes can change regularly throughout the year, and we would love to invite you back into store or via our online service (where you don’t even have to leave your home) to check that your bra is still right for you. We can also show you some of our amazing new collection.
Please click the link below and book your appointment now: "😡
That's the last time I'm doing the online order for the wife.
As for this virtual pub name, how about The Wonky Walnut?